WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
“It’s still astonishing to see that film. In fact, when he was doing storyboards for the Ave Maria section of Fantasia (1940) and one of the story people said, ‘You know, I don’t think we’re using the cartoon medium as we should be.’ Walt immediately turned on the guy and said, ‘This is not the cartoon medium, we shouldn’t only be thinking of this as a cartoon, we have worlds to conquer here.’”
- John Canemaker, Author and Historian
(Source: vintagemickeymouse, via monster-meetz)
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Why not? :)
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
Dont judge me okay
I havent done this before but pleaaaseeeeeee
reblogging this again to make sure it will happen lol. i hope for the best.
reblogging it for luck. please please please come true
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THANK YOU FOR 1900+ FOLLOWERS! :D
This was a rather self-indulgent livestream, but thank you for following me, and thank you for keeping me company while I finished this.
… they look so posh omg how do i porn again it’s been too long fff
Do you remember this picture?
Reblog>Click the picture> And see what happened! YOU’LL BE SURPRISED!
god bless that ladyy
Then I reblogged and clicked the picture:
That lady deserves a medal.
god bless you miss <3
Shou sparkled as he walked into the sunlight, then poked me in the eye and admitted “My band is overrated.”
Satoshi stared at my boobs then tried to hide his boner and took my cd I just got signed by him and his band and said “You don’t deserve this.”
Ruki fed some pigeons then took my hand and admitted “I am a woman”
Bou pulled me on stage then poked me in the eye and asked “Do you wanna see Nickelback with me? I love them.”
no, no, and fuck no.
Leda didn’t wash his hands after using the restroom then choked me and moaned “Ohhh uuuhhh aaahhhh ohh…”
FINE CHOKE ME. BUT EEEWWWW GROSSED OUT BY NO HAND WASHING TBH!!
Shinya was obciously drunk then began to undress and said “Let;s have a concert…in your bedroom.”
Satochi bought me flowers then bitch-slapped himself and admitted “My band is overrated.”
It’s ok Satochi…cuz u bought me some flowers. All is forgiven.
Ruki waved at me and kicked my leg then confessed ” I’m a virgin “
Ruki ran into a pole because he was staring at me then tripped me and demanded “YOU.ME.SEX.NOW”